The following below are the funniest ways to break up with your boyfriend or your girlfriend....
(1) 16 missed calls?You killed my battery, so you are capable of killing me...its OVER!!
(2) How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you?i smell a conspiracy .Its OVER!!
(3) You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing?its over!!
(4) So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name on it,better go and find him because its over between us!
(5) So Beyonce 'drunk in love' is your caller tune? I cant trust alcoholics with my future kids...
(6) They are shouting bird flu,you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me?its over...
(7) I called you and you picked up immediately,you lack patience,i cant date someone who is not patient...
(8) Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know i support PDP,ITS OVER!!
(9) You are always abbreviating your texts,you want our children to be short hmm?its over!
(10) I told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm my ice cream,you don't care about me!its over...
(11) You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on God,then who am i?PARK YOUR THINGS.. By Adaugo....
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