So i met this pretty girl, she was illuminating
with beauty and walking towards my direction.
Being a shy guy and knowing i wont do any
form of approaching i just kept on admiring as
i have always done.
Now she is walking towards my direction, i had
these red headset (big headphone) on my neck,
i wanted her to notice me so i quickly placed
the headset over my ears pretending to be
listening to some hot music, psquare_shekini to
be precise, i threw my head backward, stood
up form the white plastic chair and started
moving slowly to the beats making sure that
even on every head-turn and neck-twist i had at
least 5% of my retina fixed on this girl. She
stoped and walked towards some group of
boys, i was sad or rather jealous, i stopped
doing the little moves and had my eyes fixed
on the boys with jealousy, then our eyes met,
like for real our eyes met, she quickly removed
hers and returned to her conversation with the
boys.
Such a girl would never feel a thing for me, I
knew i had lost so i sat back on my chair then
she walked towards me, i was vibrating with
excitement and shyness at the same time, so
she wanted me after all; i said to myself. She
walked towards me and said "hello", my
baldder became full immediately, i was pressed
in the highest order. Trust me i didn't want to
embarrass myself and i knew how to hold my
pee till i could feel my bladder burst inside me.
i tried forcing words out of my mouth but they
wouldn't just come out, i didn't know how the
words "hello, i'm Michael" came out of my
mouth, but however they did, those words didn't
wish me good at all , I seemed to be winning. Then
all my heart could wish for was to hear her
wonderful voice, a voice as beautiful as her
face, all i wish for was to hear rhythmical
sounds from her vocal organ.
she said "michael, are you alright?, you have
been dancing to an imaginary music with the
wire of your headset dangling between your
legs and not connected to any device. On
hearing this, i wished the earth would open and
swallow me so i closed my eyes thinking i was
already underground, i heard hilarious
laughters, i then opened my eyes to confirm the
red wire of the headset dangling belween my
legs and my bladder overcame its strong hold.
Life is Tough... G'morning y'all
Michael Mbakara Eyo-ita
with beauty and walking towards my direction.
Being a shy guy and knowing i wont do any
form of approaching i just kept on admiring as
i have always done.
Now she is walking towards my direction, i had
these red headset (big headphone) on my neck,
i wanted her to notice me so i quickly placed
the headset over my ears pretending to be
listening to some hot music, psquare_shekini to
be precise, i threw my head backward, stood
up form the white plastic chair and started
moving slowly to the beats making sure that
even on every head-turn and neck-twist i had at
least 5% of my retina fixed on this girl. She
stoped and walked towards some group of
boys, i was sad or rather jealous, i stopped
doing the little moves and had my eyes fixed
on the boys with jealousy, then our eyes met,
like for real our eyes met, she quickly removed
hers and returned to her conversation with the
boys.
Such a girl would never feel a thing for me, I
knew i had lost so i sat back on my chair then
she walked towards me, i was vibrating with
excitement and shyness at the same time, so
she wanted me after all; i said to myself. She
walked towards me and said "hello", my
baldder became full immediately, i was pressed
in the highest order. Trust me i didn't want to
embarrass myself and i knew how to hold my
pee till i could feel my bladder burst inside me.
i tried forcing words out of my mouth but they
wouldn't just come out, i didn't know how the
words "hello, i'm Michael" came out of my
mouth, but however they did, those words didn't
wish me good at all , I seemed to be winning. Then
all my heart could wish for was to hear her
wonderful voice, a voice as beautiful as her
face, all i wish for was to hear rhythmical
sounds from her vocal organ.
she said "michael, are you alright?, you have
been dancing to an imaginary music with the
wire of your headset dangling between your
legs and not connected to any device. On
hearing this, i wished the earth would open and
swallow me so i closed my eyes thinking i was
already underground, i heard hilarious
laughters, i then opened my eyes to confirm the
red wire of the headset dangling belween my
legs and my bladder overcame its strong hold.
Life is Tough... G'morning y'all
Michael Mbakara Eyo-ita
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